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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Fire Breath.

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Great, yeah, Donnie lets loose his Fire Breath and narrowly missing Thaddeus.

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It's like, ooh, spicy.

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And the hedges catch fire.

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Would I be able to Lightning Breath?

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A very slight singe appears on these beautiful flowers.

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And it is the flowers?

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Thaddeus takes eight piercing damage and until he's cured, his hit point maximum is reduced.

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Don't fail your rolls, guys.

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I'm going to keep going at that one and attack it two more times.

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You strike into this plant multiple times and you're like, these plants can take a beating.

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It's Flamikinskin's turn.

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She's like, maybe, maybe the pearl is what we need.

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Maybe if we just hit the same one until it fucking dies.

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I was so inspired by Flamikinskin's idea.

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So I guess I'm doing like vaulting over them with flips with my sword on fire.

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And I probably just like drive it in.

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You stab in and this flower goes up in flames and the pearl falls from it down onto the ground.

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Okay, I pick it up.

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And you all kind of cluster together and make it back out and into the sundial room.

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If she's out for 12 hours, will she come back to her Jade Serpentine form with me?

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Or is she just going to fall from the sky?

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She turns into from the Jade Serpentine form.

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So the Jade Serpentine form lands wherever she lands.

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My God, you guys are on a clock.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More.

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And with me today is Amy More.

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Oh, yeah, I am.

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I've got Rum and I play Thea Amastasia.

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This is a good combination.

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We'll see.

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Also with us, Carla Johnson.

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Hey, I play Nulara Moonbrook.

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Oh, sorry, we were doing drinks.

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I have water and I play Nulara Moonbrook.

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So I'm the lame one.

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I had to make the lame noise.

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And Tom Laird.

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Oh, yeah, I've got Ginger Ale and I play Flynn Firebeard.

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We have a good assortment of drinks tonight.

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It's good.

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It's really good.

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Don't know where to go.

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Well, I mean, we used to talk about snacks a lot.

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It's true.

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But now I don't think any of us eat while we're doing this.

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Oh, no.

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Yeah, I try to curb the eating.

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Russ makes faces.

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Tom starts with pudding.

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Russ sends death threats.

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So you do that these days.

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Yeah.

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Not to you guys, because I can edit out your shit.

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Just Amy.

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So unless you have like a solidarity pact on snacks, then.

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Which we should have.

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I think we do.

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You know how sad I would be looking over watching Carla eat that bacon flavored popcorn?

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Just like.

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Remember that stuff?

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Okay, we're getting sidetracked already.

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We're 10 seconds in.

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Oh, boy.

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I had cheesecake today.

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Just saying.

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It wasn't Tom's.

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It wasn't his.

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So good.

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Sorry.

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We're going to try and keep it quick today and get right to the game.

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Sure we are.

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Fuck it, guys.

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Let's play D&D.

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Okay.

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Look at that.

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He was so tricky.

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He just went.

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He said it.

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So Tom couldn't interrupt him.

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I only interrupted him like two weeks in a row.

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But now he's scared.

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Now it's your thing.

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And I have to watch out for guys like you.

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It's not my thing.

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My mother warned me about guys like you.

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Mothers, lock up your sons.

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Hey, did you guys remember that we're in a death maze?

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Oh, right.

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I had sort of forgotten until I sent Russ a message earlier about something.

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And then he was like, we've got to plan some more death maze.

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And I was like, oh, God, we're trying to solve a riddle and it's not working.

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I mean, we're collecting stones or like precious.

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I don't know.

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Pearl is in a stone.

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But you know what I mean?

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Semi-precious items.

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And so that's going great.

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I don't think any of us have a single clue about how to move on.

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But I listened to everything thinking like maybe it's really obvious from the outside

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in, right?

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Like I'm listening to it.

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I'm like, I don't know what the fuck is going on.

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No idea.

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I mean, thank you.

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No idea.

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I did that too.

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I totally listened thinking that.

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I was like, oh, maybe that was been like a couple of weeks since we played.

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Like maybe maybe something will spark.

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And I was listening to it.

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And I was like, nope, still doesn't make any fucking sense.

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No, I think it's completely random.

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I think it's legit a death mace trap.

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I think we just have to keep going until we get all the stones and something magical

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will happen.

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I'll get my fucking owl back.

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Easy, easy.

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Deep breath.

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Sorry.

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I got upset re-listening to that episode.

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I was uncomfortable listening to it because I remember seeing your face and then Russ's

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like stone face next to you.

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I know.

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It's like, am I going to get it back?

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Is guacamole just going to turn back into a jade serpentine and that my little serpentine

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owl be lost forever?

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What?

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Anywho.

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I don't know.

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Anywho.

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With all those big questions.

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I guess that was our recap.

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I guess so.

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It got real and now we're back.

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From weeks ago, Amy's still harboring this.

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She probably just listened to it like yesterday, right?

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Yeah.

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It's true.

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I did.

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So if you recall, you had defeated the garden, the garden riddle.

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Well, if I defeated you mean ran away from, then yes.

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Yes, it's true.

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We did steal a pearl before we left.

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You managed to get out, therefore defeated.

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Yeah, sure.

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Right.

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And then you ended up back in the sundial room to which somebody had a great idea

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that you should go down, go down B, I believe, which brought you back to the sundial room.

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And now the shadows are pointed at now.

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I was trying to figure out a better way to do this because I feel like maybe you guys

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are stuck on like the values of it, but I don't know a better way to do it.

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So we're just going to keep going with it.

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The shadows are pointed at the A, D and F.

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Guys, we haven't been down this way and I point to the corner, which is F.

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Let's, I don't want to wait in this room any longer.

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I think we just need to keep going and get through here.

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Let's give it a shot.

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Hold on.

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We're going down F?

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No, that's fine.

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We can go down F.

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What's F?

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We can go down this way.

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I mean, you said F.

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So I assume you were just saying this like a fucking great way to go.

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It is.

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It's a fucking great way to go.

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Let's get fucked.

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Yeah, the fuck room.

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All right, here we go.

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Oh, boy, things have taken a turn.

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Jesus, Flaming Kins pops in and it's just fucking aggressive immediately.

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Aggressively sexual.

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Either aggressively aggressive or aggressively sexual.

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She doesn't really do anything part way.

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She's really taking the mantle over from Thea on that one.

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All of her t-shirts would be really inappropriate.

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Or they'd be super cute because there would just be pictures of her.

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Come on, Glass Houses, we do sell a t-shirt that has the word fuck on it, so let's not.

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Imagine a little green goblin and a door with a label on the door that just said fuck room.

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Oh, you got Carla mid-drink.

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That was great.

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I almost died.

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Oh, my God.

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Can that be her next shirt?

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So if you're drawing fan art, a little cute goblin beside a fuck room would probably be next.

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Hold on.

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We don't need to know what happens in the room.

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A closed door.

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Just a door.

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Yeah, I don't want to see the room.

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The mystery.

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The mystery shades of Flaming Kins.

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I don't want to yuck any goblin yum.

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She can do whatever she wants.

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But I don't want to see what's inside that fuck room.

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It can be private.

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Also, I think we all have a very good idea of what that room would look like and I'd

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be horrified to see it for real.

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Someone draw that out.

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I mean, if somebody drew it, you're still entered in the contest.

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It's true.

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Be as explicit as you want, I guess.

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Whatever you're comfortable with.

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You knew you.

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Yeah.

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All right, so down the corner way then.

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So you carry down and it takes you roughly minute, minute and a half and you enter into

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an area where there's a placid pond that fills the center of this open space.

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A stout pagoda rises from a huge boulder that stands in the water like an island.

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An arch bridge crosses the water to the pagoda whose red roof is held up by six

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sturdy pillars and capped with carved fish.

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A human male wearing yellow silk robes embroidered with red and gold fish stands in the pagoda.

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You hear exotic music being played on a stringed instrument.

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The robed figure bows to you as you enter the area and he begins to walk into the

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and sits down on a boulder where it protrudes from the floor of the pagoda.

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Can I look?

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So you said it's a placid lake that we see, so no movement in the water.

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But it's not Lake Placid.

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Oh God, I hope not.

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The giant crocodile comes out of here, it's gonna be scary.

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I start to walk up the bridge to talk to the man in the yellow robes and I say,

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Excuse me, are you able to help us?

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And I'm right behind her and I say, hey there, koi boy.

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Is he koi?

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Well, no, he's not like koi fish on his.

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Do you say ahoy?

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Oh, that's even better.

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Ahoy koi boy.

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We're a team.

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As you step closer to the pagoda, you can see what's inside the pagoda and you

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see where normally it would be wood, it's a rock garden of decorative stones and brushed

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sand. A charcoal pit smolders beside the boulder where the man sits.

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You ask him, but he does not speak and just looks like he's patiently staring at you.

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He's a human?

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Yep.

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Did he react like he just, nothing, flat, no reaction?

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He just has a polite smile on, but he's just looking at you, no reaction.

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Do you understand common?

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He doesn't respond to that.

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I say that again in Celestial.

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That's less majestic than I would have imagined.

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Yeah, that's not quite how I pictured it.

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That's like a god-like language, right?

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Sort of fish-like, which seems appropriate for the setting.

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Right.

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He just remains seated on his boulder.

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I approach him and I look at the smoldering coals he said were beside him.

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Sure, so you've stepped into the pagoda?

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Yes, I am in the pagoda.

261
00:11:57,820 --> 00:11:58,860
I think we're going to pray.

262
00:11:58,860 --> 00:11:59,980
That's what happens in a pagoda.

263
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:00,620
Oh, we're going to fight?

264
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:03,019
Maybe both.

265
00:12:04,299 --> 00:12:07,100
We're going to crouch some tigers and hide some dragons?

266
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:07,580
Yep.

267
00:12:07,580 --> 00:12:10,940
Is it just Thea stepping in or is anybody else coming with her or is everybody?

268
00:12:10,940 --> 00:12:12,139
How big is the pagoda?

269
00:12:13,019 --> 00:12:16,379
I know you said six pillars holding it up, so it must be pretty big, but.

270
00:12:16,539 --> 00:12:19,259
15 feet by 15 feet.

271
00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:23,179
So certainly big enough for all of us.

272
00:12:23,179 --> 00:12:26,379
I clamber up on a stone and sit there.

273
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,220
Yeah, I will enter as well.

274
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:30,539
As everybody enters the pagoda,

275
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:36,220
the man gives a brief smile and proffers silk cushions to everybody.

276
00:12:37,179 --> 00:12:38,460
That's so nice.

277
00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,059
Is he using a silk cushion?

278
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,220
No, no, he's just seated on the boulder.

279
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:45,980
Then I refuse his offer and just sit down.

280
00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:47,100
It's on the silk cushion.

281
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,860
Like I'm good and I just sit down.

282
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:55,500
Thea gives a little like a little bow as he did to us when we came up and I sit on it.

283
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,940
What color is my silk cushion?

284
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:59,820
Red with gold embroidery.

285
00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:01,580
Is everyone's that color?

286
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:01,899
Yep.

287
00:13:01,899 --> 00:13:04,060
Oh, OK, I sit on it.

288
00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:06,300
I was going to trade these with someone if I thought there was a better color.

289
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,300
They all appear to be the same fabric.

290
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,779
So sorry, Flint was the only one who didn't take a cushion?

291
00:13:10,779 --> 00:13:11,740
Yeah, I'm a dwarf.

292
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:13,259
I'm very used to sitting on stones.

293
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:14,060
Sure.

294
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:19,420
He looks at you and gives a kind of like an all right kind of look.

295
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:23,340
You'll get hemorrhoids sitting on cold stone like this.

296
00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:24,380
That's what he's thinking inside.

297
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:29,740
It's well, it seems quite warm, so he then waves his hand

298
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:33,580
and an iron tea kettle rises up from beneath the embers.

299
00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:39,500
The kettle resembles a scowling face with thick features.

300
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,780
Do I recognize his face?

301
00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:48,779
Can I roll for like, I don't know, it'd probably be religion.

302
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:53,100
I'd say probably perception or arcana.

303
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,740
Maybe it's your long-lost mentor kettle face.

304
00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:56,939
Oh, motherfucker.

305
00:13:58,059 --> 00:13:59,899
Three plus eight.

306
00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:00,379
Eleven.

307
00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:02,939
You look at it and it doesn't jump out to you.

308
00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:07,179
Is anybody else intrigued by the kettle as it rises from the embers?

309
00:14:07,659 --> 00:14:09,019
Sure, sure.

310
00:14:09,019 --> 00:14:11,899
Fourteen.

311
00:14:13,819 --> 00:14:14,379
Nineteen.

312
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:15,579
Oh, well.

313
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,939
Well, you don't recognize it, Thea.

314
00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:25,980
Nularaaaa and Flint, you recognize it at what may be a dale.

315
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,379
Dale.

316
00:14:28,939 --> 00:14:29,899
Which is...

317
00:14:29,899 --> 00:14:31,419
One day sale.

318
00:14:34,059 --> 00:14:37,259
Which is an elemental creature.

319
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,019
Has to do with earth and stone.

320
00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:45,899
The man pours a clear water from a clay jug into the kettle and adds tea leaves to it.

321
00:14:46,939 --> 00:14:51,179
He bows to the kettle and appears to show great reverence to the vessel.

322
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,220
Then lowers his head in meditation.

323
00:14:56,059 --> 00:14:58,939
Soon steam begins to rise from the kettle.

324
00:15:00,139 --> 00:15:01,259
What kind of tea we having?

325
00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:04,139
He appears to be deep in meditation.

326
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:07,740
Thea does a thing where like you look around like you're like,

327
00:15:11,019 --> 00:15:14,220
the pagoda and the stone and the kettle.

328
00:15:15,179 --> 00:15:19,100
Like when you're in the doctor's office and you don't have your phone and you just are like,

329
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,139
I've never looked so intensely at a small room before.

330
00:15:22,139 --> 00:15:24,139
There's nothing to see in here.

331
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:25,580
Reading pamphlets.

332
00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:29,819
Yeah, the weird posters they have about if you have sleep apnea or not.

333
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,419
And you've reread the one poster like seven times.

334
00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:33,819
Yeah.

335
00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:37,820
And then you're pretty sure you've got sleep apnea because you've read it so many times.

336
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,500
I mean, I came in here to talk about my headaches,

337
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:46,220
but I think I may have sleep apnea.

338
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,740
Is anybody else doing anything during this time?

339
00:15:50,780 --> 00:15:52,300
I don't know.

340
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,180
Yeah, I don't know.

341
00:15:53,180 --> 00:15:54,140
No, I don't think so.

342
00:15:54,140 --> 00:15:57,580
I'm a bit gun shy to like do stuff.

343
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:59,100
It's off putting because he's not talking.

344
00:15:59,100 --> 00:15:59,820
Yes.

345
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,820
I feel like the ball's in his court.

346
00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:03,660
Like we have nothing to say or do.

347
00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:07,980
It's like, OK, well, I guess this is we're literally waiting for water to boil here.

348
00:16:07,980 --> 00:16:09,820
And guys, nobody look at the kettle.

349
00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:13,580
A watched pot never boils.

350
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,300
That's a good point.

351
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,060
Pretty sure that's what we're waiting for.

352
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:20,940
I do have this set of dice that we could play an excellent dice game with.

353
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:23,740
I'm in.

354
00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,300
Go for it.

355
00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:28,780
As you begin to start playing your dice game,

356
00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:31,259
Mackenzie's like, so how do you play this fucking game?

357
00:16:32,299 --> 00:16:35,819
Oh, and I say, oh, this is the best game ever.

358
00:16:35,819 --> 00:16:36,860
You basically.

359
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:41,500
And then the kettle starts boiling and it's like, oh, too, too late.

360
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:47,659
The steam begins to rise and fill the area of the pagoda.

361
00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:50,220
Like there's there's lots of it coming out of this kettle.

362
00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:53,659
As you begin talking about this dice game,

363
00:16:54,059 --> 00:17:03,179
shooting up from the ground between the pillars, walls of stone enclose the pagoda, which begins

364
00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:05,659
to trap the steam inside.

365
00:17:06,379 --> 00:17:08,299
Guys, we're going on a vision quest.

366
00:17:08,299 --> 00:17:09,420
We're hot boxing, y'all.

367
00:17:11,659 --> 00:17:18,779
The man looks up and gives a brief smile and begins to sink into the boulder.

368
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:24,299
Once he disappears, you see a bright light jump inside the tea kettle.

369
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:29,019
Everybody make a constitution saving throw against poison.

370
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,019
Oh, I can't be poisoned.

371
00:17:31,019 --> 00:17:32,460
And I'm resistant to poison.

372
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:36,139
I also rolled a 16, though, and plus my con is three.

373
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,180
So that's a 19.

374
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:39,819
I wasted a fucking 19 on something that can't even.

375
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:40,299
All right.

376
00:17:40,299 --> 00:17:41,259
It's all right.

377
00:17:41,259 --> 00:17:42,460
I got a 19 as well.

378
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:43,980
Copycat.

379
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,819
I have a plus four bonus, though, so it was only a 15.

380
00:17:49,740 --> 00:17:50,619
16.

381
00:17:50,619 --> 00:17:52,220
Does Thaddeus need to roll?

382
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,259
Yeah, everybody's got to roll.

383
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:55,980
Everybody's in there, which they both save.

384
00:17:56,539 --> 00:18:05,339
As the walls shoot up with a huge and the man disappears, you breathe deep this steam

385
00:18:06,299 --> 00:18:07,500
and it doesn't feel right.

386
00:18:08,139 --> 00:18:13,819
All of you saved and those that can't be affected by poison aren't affected by poison,

387
00:18:14,779 --> 00:18:20,779
but you get the feeling that it is something that is not beneficial to your health,

388
00:18:21,419 --> 00:18:22,460
so to speak.

389
00:18:22,460 --> 00:18:26,700
And Thaddeus walks over to where the man picked up the tea leaves,

390
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:30,460
who you now know is not a man, but perhaps a day himself.

391
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,700
And he looks at the tea leaves and he says,

392
00:18:34,299 --> 00:18:36,939
well, this is Drake's war.

393
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:44,539
And it is potentially lethal to those of us who aren't poison savvy.

394
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:46,539
Roll for initiative.

395
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,940
We're going to fight steam.

396
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,700
Are we fighting the teapot?

397
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:51,660
Yeah, we are.

398
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,500
It's eight.

399
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,100
Is it short and stout?

400
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:55,900
24.

401
00:18:56,779 --> 00:18:57,980
Show me where it's handle is.

402
00:18:57,980 --> 00:18:59,340
I'm going to punch it in its spout.

403
00:19:01,259 --> 00:19:03,900
Do great bedtime nursery rhymes.

404
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,140
New Laura, you're up first.

405
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:07,980
Okay, I guess.

406
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:13,259
So you are surrounded in a pagoda with steam,

407
00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:17,340
stone walls, poisonous steam filling this room.

408
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:19,420
What do you do?

409
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,059
And it's coming from the kettle.

410
00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:23,420
It's coming from the kettle.

411
00:19:23,420 --> 00:19:24,539
Fucking murder that kettle, New Laura.

412
00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,460
At the beginning of your turn, sorry,

413
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,299
you must make a constitution saving throw.

414
00:19:29,019 --> 00:19:31,420
I'm so glad I don't have to do that, guys.

415
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,860
I'm not trying to be braggy.

416
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:35,420
I just run real shitty and be fucking dead.

417
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:39,580
Um, do you mean like that two I just rolled,

418
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,660
which will get me a four?

419
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:46,539
I believe it's a 20, Carla, two with a zero.

420
00:19:46,539 --> 00:19:48,140
Yeah, let's raise zero on it.

421
00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:48,640
Right.

422
00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:49,759
Yeah.

423
00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:54,140
So this is where I, this is where I die, guys.

424
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:59,180
So you, as you jump up and are trying to assess your situation,

425
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:01,180
you take 13 poison damage.

426
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,620
Oh shit.

427
00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:04,480
Blap.

428
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:05,680
Does.

429
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,759
So you begin to cough and heave

430
00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:10,000
as you're trying to evaluate what you should do next.

431
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Oh goodness, but she still gets to do next, right?

432
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,880
Yeah, absolutely.

433
00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:15,599
Is this magical damage or non-magical damage?

434
00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:17,759
Is this magic steam or just poison steam?

435
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,680
Because I'm, I'm resistant if it's non-magical.

436
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,039
This is why I'm asking.

437
00:20:23,039 --> 00:20:25,680
There's like a mask on my, on my armor.

438
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,000
Yes, it is non-magical.

439
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,360
So you would get half of that.

440
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,680
So seven, do we round up?

441
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,680
Six, round down.

442
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,240
Okay.

443
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:40,560
So I take some poison damage and then I'm going to,

444
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:46,000
fuck, I'm going to use my foot to try and kick the kettle off.

445
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,960
Is it floating?

446
00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,160
It's floating, isn't it?

447
00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,360
What's floating?

448
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:49,759
The kettle.

449
00:20:49,759 --> 00:20:50,480
Sorry, the kettle?

450
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,120
Yeah.

451
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:54,000
The kettle is sitting in the embers at the moment.

452
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,500
Okay.

453
00:20:55,120 --> 00:21:01,120
Then I am going to use my spear to try to like get it out

454
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:06,240
because if it stops steaming, it'll stop like infusing the air with poison, right?

455
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:07,600
That's logic.

456
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,880
Take away the heat source.

457
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:14,880
As you go to lift this, some spills out onto the embers themselves

458
00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:19,280
and you notice that the face of the kettle,

459
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,840
you notice it's slightly animated and make a perception check.

460
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:25,920
24.

461
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:30,000
And you notice that its eyes are looking around the pagoda,

462
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,039
but you move it off of the embers and place it down.

463
00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:38,000
Steam still begins to come out of the kettle.

464
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,359
What else is like sitting around?

465
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:40,079
Just rocks?

466
00:21:40,079 --> 00:21:41,599
Just like giant boulders?

467
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:47,440
There is a single giant boulder and then the floor is like a rock garden,

468
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,920
decorative stones, smaller, you know.

469
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,240
But we have no access to the lake anymore, correct?

470
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,559
Because there's stone walls around the walls of the pagoda?

471
00:21:54,559 --> 00:21:55,839
Totally closed off.

472
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,599
In the ceiling too?

473
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,400
Ceiling has its red roof.

474
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:09,520
Then I am going to ready an action because I still have another one.

475
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:12,160
So I will like, do I have to say what that is?

476
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,760
I've never readied an action before.

477
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:16,880
If you ready an action, it's an if and then.

478
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,680
So if something happens, then you do something.

479
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,800
So you need to set those terms.

480
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:27,280
If there becomes an enemy I can stab, I want to stab it.

481
00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,320
Yeah, seems fair.

482
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:36,400
So before your next turn, if that happens, you will do that immediately.

483
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,640
So it stops everything and you do that action

484
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,400
and then it gets back into initiative order.

485
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:41,680
Donnie.

486
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:45,520
Oh, oh, this is perfect because I was going to ask someone to pee on the thing,

487
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,920
but instead I'm going to get Donnie to pee on the thing.

488
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:49,360
Nice.

489
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,640
I guess like, yeah.

490
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,720
This is like an episode 14 throwback when you asked if Donnie could pee on a statue.

491
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:55,760
Right? Yes.

492
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,279
Roll for pee.

493
00:22:57,279 --> 00:23:00,480
This time it makes a little bit more sense because I'm trying to like,

494
00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:05,680
it's I'm trying to like actually do something, not just be a dick.

495
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,720
Sure, roll to pee.

496
00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:10,960
OK, what's my pee roll?

497
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,319
Make a dexterity roll.

498
00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:16,799
OK, hey guys, Donnie rolled a 20 on his pee roll.

499
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:18,480
Yeah, he did.

500
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,079
He unleashes the most glorious of pees.

501
00:23:22,079 --> 00:23:22,879
It's the first time.

502
00:23:22,879 --> 00:23:24,799
It is a righteous stream.

503
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:25,039
Well.

504
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:25,519
What is it?

505
00:23:25,519 --> 00:23:28,400
It was a 20, like a nat 20.

506
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,920
So actually a 22.

507
00:23:30,559 --> 00:23:34,160
And I just want to remember this is the first time in game

508
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,680
that Donnie has peed since he has taken his new form.

509
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:43,920
He's peed on the show, like weirdly several times, more than anyone else.

510
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:49,359
OK, explain to me how Donnie's pee is so critical.

511
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:56,320
I don't know.

512
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,840
Well, I guess I do know he's really going to motivate some action here

513
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:04,400
when he pees on that kettle that has the face of the day on it.

514
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,000
I can't imagine that's going to do nothing.

515
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,440
I can see the tales are going to tell about it now.

516
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:17,520
And his righteous golden stream shot forth onto the face of the evil day.

517
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,160
OK, so he's peeing on the kettle.

518
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,759
OK, well, because the kettle's off the fire now.

519
00:24:25,759 --> 00:24:28,559
So I don't need to care about putting the fire out.

520
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:29,759
Sure.

521
00:24:29,759 --> 00:24:30,259
Yeah.

522
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,200
Donnie lets forth a righteous stream.

523
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:38,799
And it's like, you know, in Austin Powers, which is our other podcast,

524
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:44,160
Mike Meyer's movies, how he wakes up from cryo state and just lets forth

525
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,039
a righteous stream that just keeps going and going.

526
00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:50,720
And then stops and everyone thinks he's done and then goes.

527
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:55,119
So now you have the issue of peeing onto a hot kettle

528
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,240
and pee steam coming up into the room.

529
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:01,119
Oh, is that? Oh, no.

530
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,879
And those that are paying attention to the kettle notice a deeper scowl

531
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:11,359
on the kettle itself and the smell of urine just permeating every single inch.

532
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:12,400
There's so much urine.

533
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,119
It was righteous in the closed room.

534
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:15,839
Oh, geez.

535
00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:20,000
Sorry, I was supposed to make Donnie roll a Constitution saving throw as well.

536
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:25,439
Oh, that is a 12.

537
00:25:25,439 --> 00:25:30,959
Yeah. So he's going to take 11 poison damage.

538
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,399
But yeah, then let's forth this stream of pee.

539
00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:38,000
And now there's more pee vapor and there's still poison in the air.

540
00:25:38,639 --> 00:25:40,959
But the steam is slowing out of the kettle.

541
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,279
Flint, make a Constitution saving throw, bud.

542
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,680
Way ahead of us.

543
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,280
17. Donnie looks at Flint and is like, beat that.

544
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:58,960
So you, sir, are going to take four for poison damage.

545
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,880
And I'm only going to take two of that because I'm resistant to poison.

546
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:05,760
OK, what are you going to do?

547
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:15,360
I am going to take my bed roll out of my adventuring pack.

548
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,560
Quickly open my canteen, douse it with water,

549
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:23,840
and then throw it on top of the peak of her kettle.

550
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,440
Thus smothering it with a wet blanket.

551
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,240
Our problem solving skills are amazing.

552
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:35,860
OK.

553
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,520
OK, so yeah, sure.

554
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,840
You don't need to roll anything for that.

555
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,400
So you douse your bed roll and throw it on top.

556
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,519
And it seems to smother the steam, but there's still steam in the air.

557
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,920
Are you doing anything else with your 12 other actions or are you good for now?

558
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:56,720
Can I pull out that fan that I was given and waft the steam away from people?

559
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,640
I knew it.

560
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,320
I knew that fan would come in handy.

561
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,440
The fan was going to save the day.

562
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,080
It was the best.

563
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,120
It just keeps coming in handy over and over.

564
00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:10,720
So the entire room is filled with poison steam.

565
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,759
So yes, you can fan away.

566
00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:15,839
It's a pretty big fan, if you recall.

567
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:16,960
Sure. Yeah, I get it.

568
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,000
So you're fanning.

569
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,200
So you douse your bedroll, you throw it on top of the kettle,

570
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,680
and then you begin just fanning the steam around,

571
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,839
which is like when somebody farts and you start fanning it.

572
00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:28,480
I fan it away from people, Russ.

573
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,680
Away from people.

574
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,599
There's no windows or anything, though.

575
00:27:33,599 --> 00:27:34,720
So where's the steam going?

576
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,960
There's six of you in a 15 by 15 room.

577
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,440
So yeah, there's lots of room for it to go away from us.

578
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:45,200
OK, sure. Yep.

579
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:45,839
OK, good.

580
00:27:45,839 --> 00:27:48,879
Like I'm in front of Thaddeus blowing it away from him.

581
00:27:50,079 --> 00:27:51,759
Yeah, OK, I got it.

582
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,319
OK, yeah, Thaddeus' turn.

583
00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:56,079
He's got to make a Constitution saving throw.

584
00:27:56,079 --> 00:27:57,359
I don't think he should have to,

585
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,279
since the steam is no longer in his face.

586
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,879
He's already taken a big breathful, though, so he's got to.

587
00:28:04,879 --> 00:28:06,400
Or at least he should get advantage.

588
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,200
Your wrist.

589
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,319
Oh, he doesn't need advantage.

590
00:28:10,319 --> 00:28:11,039
This is a 19.

591
00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:16,079
So he's going to take four poison damage.

592
00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:19,279
OK. And then he's going to get a turn.

593
00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:20,480
Maybe if we were to.

594
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:25,759
Should he cast Fog Cloud and just add fog to this roost tapestry that we got going on?

595
00:28:25,759 --> 00:28:28,319
There is fog, there's urine, there's poison.

596
00:28:28,879 --> 00:28:32,000
Maybe if I were to like try to break our way out of here,

597
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,400
I don't know, that seems like it might be an idea.

598
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:40,720
No, no, I don't want us to keep fighting the kettle.

599
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,480
I don't have that idea.

600
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,839
If only one of us had an axe.

601
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,160
Doesn't ring a bell.

602
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,680
I have a ladder that turns into an axe.

603
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,720
He had a bedroll.

604
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,400
He had a bedroll in that moment.

605
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,480
He left his axe outside the pagoda.

606
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:56,960
That's right.

607
00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,079
All right.

608
00:28:58,079 --> 00:29:01,599
I am seeing a lot of spells for things that aren't going to help break through walls.

609
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:06,160
Nothing that can like portal a thing into somewhere else.

610
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:08,400
Oh, please, if he could have done that,

611
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,240
he could have got us into the fucking tower.

612
00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:11,759
That's true.

613
00:29:11,759 --> 00:29:14,960
Well, maybe that is really doesn't pull his weight

614
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,240
when it comes to coming up with plans, because, you know,

615
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:20,640
he's maybe he could ready his action.

616
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,240
What does this pass wall do, Russ?

617
00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:25,839
Magic.

618
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:27,440
Wow.

619
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,400
Thank you for that.

620
00:29:29,599 --> 00:29:31,680
Pass while allows you to pass through walls there, bud.

621
00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:39,279
Passage appears at a point of choice that you can see on a wooden plaster or stone surface,

622
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:43,200
such as a wall, a ceiling, a floor within range and last for the duration.

623
00:29:44,319 --> 00:29:45,680
Seems like a good choice.

624
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,399
That seems like a pretty good one.

625
00:29:48,399 --> 00:29:52,799
Can more than one person enter through that passageway?

626
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:55,200
Yeah, it looks like you can go through it as long as it's open.

627
00:29:56,319 --> 00:29:57,599
Interesting.

628
00:29:57,599 --> 00:30:02,639
OK, yeah, he will he will cast pass wall on the wall.

629
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:05,920
Explain to me how that looks when he casts that spell.

630
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:11,840
He grabs a pinch of sesame seeds out of his spell component category,

631
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:16,240
which he usually keeps for when he's making stew and various other things,

632
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,240
you know, add a little texture into something.

633
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,560
And he mutters a few words under his breath.

634
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:26,240
And all of a sudden, there is a fucking hole in the wall.

635
00:30:27,279 --> 00:30:30,400
Does he say open sesame?

636
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,920
That is why there's sesame seeds.

637
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,519
I'm 100 percent convinced.

638
00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:36,480
Oh, God, that's why it's sesame seeds.

639
00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,319
That's hilarious.

640
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,079
Open sesame.

641
00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:42,480
So a hole is there.

642
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:45,680
Does he take any movement action or is that what he does?

643
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,759
He might as well make his way out.

644
00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:48,400
Sure.

645
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,359
Thea, it's up.

646
00:30:49,359 --> 00:30:50,319
It's your turn.

647
00:30:50,319 --> 00:30:51,039
It's up to you.

648
00:30:52,639 --> 00:30:54,720
Steam begins filtering out and up.

649
00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:57,680
How close am I to the kettle?

650
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,359
You're within 10 feet of it.

651
00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:02,639
OK, I go to the kettle and I peer inside.

652
00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:06,960
I think there is like a gem or stone we need to get here.

653
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,200
So you lift the bedroll off of it, yes?

654
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:09,759
Oh, right.

655
00:31:09,759 --> 00:31:11,440
Because there's a bedroll on top of it.

656
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:12,319
OK, I go to...

657
00:31:12,319 --> 00:31:13,359
There's covered in pee.

658
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:14,400
Oh, God.

659
00:31:17,599 --> 00:31:22,000
OK, first I go over to investigate the coals.

660
00:31:22,639 --> 00:31:24,559
They appear to be burning embers.

661
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:28,079
Do I see any stones or anything inside the burning embers?

662
00:31:28,879 --> 00:31:29,839
I know.

663
00:31:29,839 --> 00:31:30,559
No.

664
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:32,319
Well, I mean, there's stones underneath.

665
00:31:32,319 --> 00:31:37,439
I mean, like any precious gems like an emerald or a diamond.

666
00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:40,079
You see nothing of the sort in the embers.

667
00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:44,240
OK, I feel like there's something to solve here.

668
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:55,439
I take my, I don't know, my scimitar and I take off the bedroll from the thing

669
00:31:56,079 --> 00:31:58,559
and I look inside the pot.

670
00:31:58,559 --> 00:32:00,319
The top does not remove.

671
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:00,960
There's no...

672
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,759
Oh, what?

673
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:03,279
It does not come off.

674
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:04,319
There's a lid to it?

675
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:05,919
Does not come off.

676
00:32:05,919 --> 00:32:07,119
And it doesn't come off?

677
00:32:07,119 --> 00:32:07,619
No.

678
00:32:08,159 --> 00:32:08,879
Why?

679
00:32:08,879 --> 00:32:10,799
It looks at you and scowls more.

680
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:11,919
I scowl back at it.

681
00:32:14,319 --> 00:32:14,819
Fine.

682
00:32:16,639 --> 00:32:18,960
I say, hey, Flint, can I borrow your axe?

683
00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:20,960
Sure, yeah.

684
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,559
I toss her the axe.

685
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:24,639
I imagine it's like this.

686
00:32:26,559 --> 00:32:28,079
Make a dexterity saving throw.

687
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:29,919
Do you really have to toss it at me?

688
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:32,480
Well, I like underhand it to you.

689
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,080
Well, you underhanded.

690
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,840
It's probably going to chop off my foot.

691
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:37,440
Dexterity check.

692
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,759
Yeah, so you stumble with it because, you know, you've never...

693
00:32:43,759 --> 00:32:45,680
I don't know if you've ever actually held his axe.

694
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,320
No, I doubt it.

695
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,880
So, I mean, the weight of it throws you off a little bit

696
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,039
and you kind of stumble back.

697
00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:52,160
What are you doing with his axe?

698
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,240
I want to hit this thing.

699
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,759
We haven't actually tried to harm it.

700
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:58,320
You know, just want to see.

701
00:32:58,639 --> 00:33:00,480
Steve, all hell breaks loose.

702
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:03,200
Make an attack roll, press strength.

703
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,119
I don't know if you have proficiency with...

704
00:33:05,119 --> 00:33:07,039
I do not have proficiency with it.

705
00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:07,539
No.

706
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:12,079
You can turn it into a sword if you'd prefer a sword.

707
00:33:12,079 --> 00:33:15,279
Oh, sorry, did you throw your axe axe or your Rod of Lordly Might?

708
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:16,480
Because that's attuned to you.

709
00:33:17,839 --> 00:33:20,079
Oh, well, then I'll just give her the giant axe,

710
00:33:20,079 --> 00:33:21,439
which is why she would stumble with it.

711
00:33:21,439 --> 00:33:22,559
That makes more sense.

712
00:33:22,559 --> 00:33:23,059
Yeah.

713
00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:26,799
16 plus strength.

714
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:28,319
18.

715
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:30,399
OK, you connect with it.

716
00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:31,440
Roll damage.

717
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,159
I don't know.

718
00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:34,240
What is the damage for an axe?

719
00:33:35,039 --> 00:33:40,639
That axe was 2d12 plus seven.

720
00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:42,159
I don't think I get the plus.

721
00:33:42,159 --> 00:33:43,519
You get 2d12 plus two.

722
00:33:44,879 --> 00:33:45,759
It was a real beast.

723
00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:47,680
I rolled a 12.

724
00:33:48,399 --> 00:33:48,879
Excellent.

725
00:33:49,519 --> 00:33:52,079
And a three, so it's 15 plus two.

726
00:33:52,079 --> 00:33:52,579
Yeah.

727
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:53,700
17.

728
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:59,940
You heave down with this huge axe and it cracks open,

729
00:34:01,059 --> 00:34:05,380
and you see a bright light shoot out of this kettle.

730
00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,659
The walls immediately drop with a huge

731
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:14,579
and up from the ground rises a huge stone dayo

732
00:34:14,579 --> 00:34:17,940
who looks very scowly, not like the man you just saw,

733
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:19,059
who was quite pleasant.

734
00:34:20,659 --> 00:34:22,099
Before he tried to kill us.

735
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:23,400
Right?

736
00:34:24,019 --> 00:34:30,739
And on the ground in the kettle is, in fact, a jade gemstone.

737
00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:31,219
Can I grab it?

738
00:34:31,219 --> 00:34:33,299
Sitting in the rubble of the teapot.

739
00:34:33,299 --> 00:34:36,579
Not before you're going to get swung at by a big dayo.

740
00:34:36,579 --> 00:34:38,259
But I get to stab it first, right?

741
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:39,699
Yeah, you do.

742
00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:40,259
You sure do.

743
00:34:41,219 --> 00:34:42,019
Way to have your action ready.

744
00:34:42,019 --> 00:34:43,699
So rising up from the ground,

745
00:34:43,699 --> 00:34:45,939
more or less in front of you because it's not a huge area.

746
00:34:46,739 --> 00:34:48,659
Yeah, you can strike out at the dayo.

747
00:34:48,659 --> 00:34:51,699
I imagine, does Thaddeus turn around when the walls come down like, well.

748
00:34:51,699 --> 00:34:54,259
Spell slot.

749
00:34:55,379 --> 00:34:56,659
Like, oh, god, fuck.

750
00:34:58,259 --> 00:35:00,099
That's a 15.

751
00:35:01,859 --> 00:35:06,259
It glances off its arm and does not do any damage.

752
00:35:06,259 --> 00:35:07,299
Seems legit.

753
00:35:07,299 --> 00:35:10,579
It is a giant stone elemental.

754
00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:12,819
And I yell, sorry, you guys, I had to.

755
00:35:13,699 --> 00:35:19,460
And the dayo with the scowl on swings at you with its maul

756
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:21,539
Twicely.

757
00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:23,460
Twings at me?

758
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:25,380
Yeah, because you broke its thing.

759
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:28,820
First one for a 12.

760
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:30,420
Second one for an 18.

761
00:35:34,019 --> 00:35:35,699
It's a lot of sound effects with that maul.

762
00:35:35,699 --> 00:35:38,820
Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to just keep the action going here.

763
00:35:39,699 --> 00:35:41,460
It's 28 bludgeoning damage.

764
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,340
Son of a bitch.

765
00:35:43,059 --> 00:35:43,539
Jesus.

766
00:35:44,340 --> 00:35:49,300
Hey there.

767
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,900
I'm your dungeon master, Ross More.

768
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:54,179
Thank you for joining us for episode 51 of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

769
00:35:54,179 --> 00:35:55,940
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770
00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,739
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793
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:10,660
The sorry 2828 bludgeoning damage.

794
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,860
And this is like I'm pretty sure he said 2.8.

795
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:16,580
This is a this is a large elemental.

796
00:37:16,580 --> 00:37:22,740
So he stands seems like five or eight feet taller than you.

797
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,700
Like he is huge.

798
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,260
Flamikins Kins is up next.

799
00:37:26,260 --> 00:37:29,380
Then she's like, well, fuck, that's weird shit, guys.

800
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:32,740
Um, you know, I did bring it on myself.

801
00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:34,579
Oh, guys, I don't know.

802
00:37:34,579 --> 00:37:39,780
I'm going to I'm going to try and cast Maximillian's Earthen Grasp.

803
00:37:40,579 --> 00:37:43,220
Oh, ground, do what you got to do.

804
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:49,940
And I hold this hand sculpted thing and a five foot square right beside the do.

805
00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:58,820
You can see a medium hand made from compacted soil and stone rises

806
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:05,140
and reaches for the creature, and it must make a strength saving throw.

807
00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:07,460
I bet it's pretty strong.

808
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:11,220
It probably is really bad strength guys didn't roll really well.

809
00:38:12,900 --> 00:38:17,460
That's in that's a 10, which I think fails, but sure does.

810
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:22,260
So it's going to take two d six bludgeoning damage and be restrained.

811
00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:22,900
Oh, yeah.

812
00:38:22,900 --> 00:38:24,019
Restraint is good.

813
00:38:24,019 --> 00:38:27,620
So that's going to be nine bludgeoning damage.

814
00:38:27,619 --> 00:38:30,900
OK, and then it is back to Nulara.

815
00:38:32,099 --> 00:38:32,579
Sweet.

816
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:42,659
I am going to use a bonus action to cast ensnaring strike.

817
00:38:44,819 --> 00:38:49,779
That only means something happens if I then hit this creature with my attack.

818
00:38:49,779 --> 00:38:53,460
So I'm going to attack it with my sword.

819
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:54,659
Yep.

820
00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:59,940
That is a 25 that will hit it.

821
00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:02,740
And you have advantage because it's restrained.

822
00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:03,380
So even if.

823
00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:09,139
So that is 20 damage.

824
00:39:09,860 --> 00:39:12,980
Oh, and then something else happens with that spell.

825
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,300
OK, are you going to tell us what it is?

826
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,619
I like that this is all broken down into stages.

827
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,059
Hey, I'm trying new things.

828
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:21,380
I'm ready.

829
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,099
No, I like it.

830
00:39:22,099 --> 00:39:23,699
I'm casting bonus actions.

831
00:39:23,699 --> 00:39:26,579
It's like I'm actually trying to play Dumbgeons and Dragons, you guys.

832
00:39:26,579 --> 00:39:27,619
It's crazy.

833
00:39:27,619 --> 00:39:28,259
You nail it.

834
00:39:28,259 --> 00:39:28,739
I like it.

835
00:39:28,739 --> 00:39:29,460
I love it.

836
00:39:29,460 --> 00:39:30,339
Oh, well.

837
00:39:33,139 --> 00:39:36,420
Does it get locked in place now?

838
00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:37,860
He's restrained.

839
00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:43,219
Yeah, double restrained, but he's now he's double secret restrained.

840
00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:47,219
So does he have to double restrained twice to break out?

841
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:47,539
Sorry.

842
00:39:47,539 --> 00:39:51,539
Is there any it just happens if on a strike or is there any saving throw for it?

843
00:39:51,539 --> 00:39:56,659
He has to succeed on a strength savings throw.

844
00:39:57,779 --> 00:39:59,539
Immediately or on his turn?

845
00:39:59,539 --> 00:40:05,619
I think next time, Riding Mass of Thorny Vines appears at the point of impact.

846
00:40:05,619 --> 00:40:10,019
Target must succeed on a strength saving throw or be restrained by magical vines until

847
00:40:10,019 --> 00:40:11,380
the spell ends.

848
00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:16,340
So that's going to be a 15, which would be your spell saved against your Spell

849
00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:18,900
Save DC top of your spells page.

850
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:20,099
Yep, let's.

851
00:40:20,099 --> 00:40:21,059
Yep, 15.

852
00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:26,579
So he's still restrained, but there's just not by you, but not double restrained.

853
00:40:26,579 --> 00:40:27,460
Yeah, not double restrained.

854
00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:31,059
There are some vines that appeared and then shriveled away when he fLexed, I guess.

855
00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:34,579
But that's OK.

856
00:40:34,579 --> 00:40:36,179
I still get to attack him again.

857
00:40:36,179 --> 00:40:38,179
So all is lost.

858
00:40:39,059 --> 00:40:42,179
Is it just on a single attack or is it like a duration effect?

859
00:40:42,659 --> 00:40:44,340
I think it is just.

860
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:47,059
What was the spell, sorry?

861
00:40:47,059 --> 00:40:50,340
In snaring strike bonus action concentration up to a minute.

862
00:40:50,340 --> 00:40:53,220
So you can keep going on it as long as you're concentrating on it.

863
00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,460
So just not casting another concentration spell.

864
00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:58,500
So every attack you make will have that effect as well.

865
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:01,300
OK, well, it'll just get smothered in vines by the end.

866
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,380
Worst case, it'll just be surrounded by them.

867
00:41:04,100 --> 00:41:07,539
That is a 20 on my second attack.

868
00:41:08,740 --> 00:41:13,780
So that is 7 plus 6 is 13 damage.

869
00:41:13,780 --> 00:41:16,180
The in snaring strike is a 13 this time.

870
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:19,140
Oh, so then he is now double secret restrained.

871
00:41:19,139 --> 00:41:20,019
Double secret restrained.

872
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,779
He's got some vines on him, too.

873
00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:22,259
All right.

874
00:41:22,259 --> 00:41:23,859
Donnie is going to go.

875
00:41:23,859 --> 00:41:28,819
Donnie, I can't remember if he recharged, so I'll roll because I didn't write it down.

876
00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,139
I mean, I did, but it's like four pages back in notes.

877
00:41:31,139 --> 00:41:37,859
So he's going to he rolled a six, so he redid it anyway.

878
00:41:37,859 --> 00:41:44,339
He is going to go with weakening breath.

879
00:41:46,019 --> 00:41:47,139
I sounded confident, right?

880
00:41:47,619 --> 00:41:51,940
I feel like I feel like fire isn't the best bet against this stone guy.

881
00:41:51,940 --> 00:41:53,460
That's all I was thinking.

882
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:54,500
Well, yeah, weaken him.

883
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:58,579
He has to succeed on a DC 13 strength saving throw

884
00:42:00,019 --> 00:42:03,379
or have disadvantage on strength based attack rolls,

885
00:42:04,019 --> 00:42:06,900
strength checks and strength savings throws for one minute.

886
00:42:07,539 --> 00:42:08,739
That's a natural 20.

887
00:42:08,739 --> 00:42:09,219
Whoa.

888
00:42:09,219 --> 00:42:10,819
OK, I know all that.

889
00:42:10,819 --> 00:42:11,299
Jesus.

890
00:42:12,579 --> 00:42:13,699
Well, I tried.

891
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:17,060
So Donnie lets forth his weakening breath.

892
00:42:17,060 --> 00:42:18,980
What is his weakening breath look like?

893
00:42:18,980 --> 00:42:22,660
It's just like it's like wavy way back lines,

894
00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:28,260
but, you know, straight like, you know, the ones, you know, wavy lines.

895
00:42:28,260 --> 00:42:33,140
So as the day is pulling at the ground and the vines that are holding it down,

896
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:38,660
it's like fighting against these these wavy lines now,

897
00:42:39,780 --> 00:42:41,460
but manages to fight those off.

898
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:43,300
Flint, you're up.

899
00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:44,740
You have advantage on attacks.

900
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:48,100
Well, in that case, I might as well attack.

901
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,700
Otherwise, you were going to try.

902
00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:55,220
I was just going to I was going to wet some more blankets

903
00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:56,420
and throw them on top of them.

904
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:59,539
So I thought it was a good idea, guys.

905
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:01,940
I thought it was a good idea.

906
00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:04,260
First one is a 22.

907
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:04,980
So that should hit.

908
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:10,420
Why are you being all sassy about it?

909
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,420
That is nine plus.

910
00:43:16,420 --> 00:43:17,780
What do I add again here?

911
00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:18,420
Seven.

912
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:18,900
There we go.

913
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,340
Sixteen damage on the first one.

914
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:21,700
Yeah.

915
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:22,900
OK.

916
00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:27,220
It's a 22 on the second one.

917
00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:28,660
So we'll roll more damage.

918
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,220
That's seven plus seven.

919
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:32,180
So that's 14.

920
00:43:36,660 --> 00:43:38,580
And 19 on the third attack.

921
00:43:39,539 --> 00:43:40,500
That still hits.

922
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:44,340
And a full 10 plus seven is 17.

923
00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:46,500
Oh, yeah.

924
00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:50,340
OK, so Stone begins to chip off of his exteriors.

925
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:51,780
You're hacking at.

926
00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:52,579
Damn right it does.

927
00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:58,260
Thaddeus is up and slightly out of the pagoda.

928
00:43:58,260 --> 00:44:00,019
Are you staying in position?

929
00:44:00,019 --> 00:44:02,099
Are you moving or I guess you don't want to move?

930
00:44:02,099 --> 00:44:03,699
I mean, I might as well just stay where I am.

931
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:05,139
Yeah, sure.

932
00:44:05,139 --> 00:44:07,619
Thaddeus hasn't noticed that anything is happening yet.

933
00:44:08,259 --> 00:44:11,299
Is he is he facing looking at like, I got us.

934
00:44:11,299 --> 00:44:12,980
I did this and behind him.

935
00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:15,380
He's just enjoying a big, deep breath of fresh air.

936
00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:18,500
Yeah, I'm so excited he's not breathing the pee air anymore.

937
00:44:19,059 --> 00:44:24,420
He is going to throw some magic missiles back in through his open doorway.

938
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,139
Sure.

939
00:44:25,139 --> 00:44:27,380
And there is no open doorway.

940
00:44:27,380 --> 00:44:29,219
It's yeah, there's no way.

941
00:44:29,219 --> 00:44:30,179
I guess not anymore.

942
00:44:30,179 --> 00:44:30,420
Yeah.

943
00:44:31,859 --> 00:44:33,699
Way to ruin my funds.

944
00:44:33,699 --> 00:44:33,940
Yeah.

945
00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:35,380
Thanks for ruining my funds.

946
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:35,619
Yeah.

947
00:44:35,619 --> 00:44:37,219
I'm well, I won.

948
00:44:37,219 --> 00:44:38,980
I thought you were supposed to be the wet blanket.

949
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:41,059
No, I blame Russ for ruining my fund.

950
00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,539
Oh, Russ is the wet blanket.

951
00:44:43,539 --> 00:44:44,179
Yeah, true.

952
00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:49,539
He rolled a 19 before any bonuses, so I'm pretty sure he's good.

953
00:44:50,579 --> 00:44:51,139
Yeah, you're fine.

954
00:44:51,139 --> 00:44:51,299
Sorry.

955
00:44:51,299 --> 00:44:51,859
What does he do?

956
00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:52,259
Any magic?

957
00:44:52,259 --> 00:44:53,859
Oh, magic just hits, dude.

958
00:44:53,859 --> 00:44:54,500
Oh, right.

959
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:55,539
We discussed that last time.

960
00:44:55,539 --> 00:44:56,259
It's magic.

961
00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:56,579
Yeah.

962
00:44:56,579 --> 00:44:57,299
Yeah.

963
00:44:57,299 --> 00:45:03,380
OK, so that's three and four is seven and two is nine damage.

964
00:45:04,099 --> 00:45:06,340
Yeah, take it.

965
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:06,579
Yeah.

966
00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:07,140
It's my turn.

967
00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:09,220
Yeah.

968
00:45:10,660 --> 00:45:20,740
Thea is going to cast Eldritch Blast, and since so it says ranged spell attack,

969
00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:22,900
I have to roll, right?

970
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:24,980
Yeah, but you have advantage.

971
00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:26,099
I do.

972
00:45:26,099 --> 00:45:26,740
Thank God.

973
00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:28,900
I know I need it.

974
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:33,460
That's an 11 plus eight, 19.

975
00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:35,220
With advantage.

976
00:45:35,220 --> 00:45:37,700
Yeah, you might get a crit on your next one.

977
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:38,340
Oh, you're right.

978
00:45:38,340 --> 00:45:42,019
I'm just always always roll both if you have the option.

979
00:45:42,019 --> 00:45:42,740
Not 16.

980
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:42,980
Nine.

981
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:44,579
Well, 19 is your high, so that hits.

982
00:45:44,579 --> 00:45:51,059
OK, so I'm going to create a crackling, three crackling energy streaks,

983
00:45:51,059 --> 00:45:56,500
and I'm going to aim it right into the middle of this big rocky bastard,

984
00:45:56,500 --> 00:46:00,179
and he's going to get three D10 force damage.

985
00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:00,980
Nice.

986
00:46:01,780 --> 00:46:02,019
Yeah.

987
00:46:03,139 --> 00:46:03,539
Yeah.

988
00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:04,980
There it is.

989
00:46:04,980 --> 00:46:05,380
Let's see.

990
00:46:05,380 --> 00:46:06,099
Where's my dice?

991
00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,139
Do me right, dice.

992
00:46:09,139 --> 00:46:09,460
Come on.

993
00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:12,820
You did me right.

994
00:46:13,699 --> 00:46:16,900
OK, the nine and nine is 18 plus two is 20.

995
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,539
There you go.

996
00:46:18,099 --> 00:46:18,820
Nice.

997
00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:19,699
20 damage.

998
00:46:19,699 --> 00:46:20,579
20 damage.

999
00:46:20,579 --> 00:46:21,219
Wow.

1000
00:46:21,219 --> 00:46:21,539
Right?

1001
00:46:21,539 --> 00:46:22,579
You did damage.

1002
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:23,619
I did damage.

1003
00:46:23,619 --> 00:46:24,260
You done good.

1004
00:46:25,059 --> 00:46:26,019
You know what that was?

1005
00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:28,579
That was a cantrip.

1006
00:46:29,139 --> 00:46:30,820
No spell thoughts wasted.

1007
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,340
Eldritch Blast is an awesome one.

1008
00:46:34,980 --> 00:46:35,699
It really is.

1009
00:46:35,699 --> 00:46:38,019
I'm really happy that I that I chose that.

1010
00:46:38,019 --> 00:46:42,340
It's good because it like levels up as you level, which is wicked sauce.

1011
00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:42,980
It does.

1012
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:46,820
Next time at 17th level, I get four beams.

1013
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:50,420
Yeah, you can direct them all at one or all at different targets.

1014
00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:52,179
If that's fun.

1015
00:46:52,259 --> 00:46:57,379
So, yeah, you it rocks are shooting off of it.

1016
00:46:57,379 --> 00:47:00,179
And then as that happens, you hold on.

1017
00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:06,179
I also sneak down and I pick up the gem because you didn't let me last time.

1018
00:47:06,179 --> 00:47:07,460
I didn't because your turn was over.

1019
00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:10,339
Well, yeah, I I sneakily pick it up and pocket it.

1020
00:47:10,339 --> 00:47:17,460
Yeah, the ground beneath the day begins to like create a wave and it moves out

1021
00:47:17,460 --> 00:47:20,819
and he gets sucked into it and up right in front of Thea.

1022
00:47:22,659 --> 00:47:30,019
Tricky, tricky escaping and swings his maul down for a 25 and a 26 to attack.

1023
00:47:31,460 --> 00:47:32,179
I'm going to die.

1024
00:47:32,980 --> 00:47:33,699
You got this.

1025
00:47:33,699 --> 00:47:34,500
You're fine.

1026
00:47:37,139 --> 00:47:39,299
How can he do that if he was restrained?

1027
00:47:40,339 --> 00:47:42,739
Because he like sucks back into the earth out of the vines.

1028
00:47:42,739 --> 00:47:43,619
He's no longer.

1029
00:47:43,619 --> 00:47:46,419
He went like underneath and moved all the ground.

1030
00:47:46,419 --> 00:47:51,219
So Maximilian's earth and grass was like and the vines disappeared.

1031
00:47:51,300 --> 00:47:52,660
Seems shady magic.

1032
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:58,580
First one is 16 bludgeoning damage.

1033
00:47:58,580 --> 00:48:06,020
Second one is 26 bludgeoning damage as the maul crunches down once and then crunches down again.

1034
00:48:06,020 --> 00:48:07,700
Make a strength saving throw.

1035
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:08,420
Oh, my God.

1036
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:10,900
Guys, I'm at 16 hit points isn't good.

1037
00:48:13,860 --> 00:48:14,980
12, 13.

1038
00:48:15,540 --> 00:48:16,740
You are knocked prone.

1039
00:48:17,380 --> 00:48:19,700
I want to use my inspiration to reroll.

1040
00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:24,100
I mean, you're supposed to do that before I tell you whether you do it.

1041
00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:25,140
But I'll let you do it.

1042
00:48:25,140 --> 00:48:25,700
That's fine.

1043
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,300
I knew it wasn't going to be good.

1044
00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:28,980
Well, then you always use your inspiration.

1045
00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:33,140
Are you speaking Celestial DeRosa right now?

1046
00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:33,640
21.

1047
00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:35,320
21.

1048
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:41,140
OK, so you're not knocked prone, but you almost were.

1049
00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:45,460
But you took two huge crunches.

1050
00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:54,420
The Deo glides 20 feet to the edge of this island that's in this pool here.

1051
00:48:54,980 --> 00:48:57,699
And it's Flamekin's turn.

1052
00:49:02,260 --> 00:49:05,220
Stones are not my forte being a pirate.

1053
00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:06,659
Don't let him get away, Flamekins.

1054
00:49:06,659 --> 00:49:07,780
Don't let him get away.

1055
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:12,820
OK, well, I can cast a big gust of wind.

1056
00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:16,900
What do we think about that?

1057
00:49:17,460 --> 00:49:18,820
Dude, you got a good girl.

1058
00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:19,860
I'm going to fucking try it.

1059
00:49:20,420 --> 00:49:22,900
OK, I don't know if it's going to hold on.

1060
00:49:22,900 --> 00:49:23,780
Is that going to be good?

1061
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:24,280
Yeah, sure.

1062
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:26,980
Oh, that's not going to be good.

1063
00:49:27,780 --> 00:49:28,820
OK, harmless.

1064
00:49:28,820 --> 00:49:33,460
You create a harmless sensory effect using air such as causing leaves to rustle.

1065
00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:35,220
Maybe I won't do that, guys.

1066
00:49:35,220 --> 00:49:37,059
But those leaves can be real scary.

1067
00:49:38,099 --> 00:49:39,460
Rustling leaves.

1068
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:42,260
I'm out of third level spell slots, so that's not going to be good.

1069
00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:43,300
Flamekins can't.

1070
00:49:43,300 --> 00:49:43,800
I don't know.

1071
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:46,420
Oh, fuck yeah.

1072
00:49:46,420 --> 00:49:48,099
Can you throw something at him?

1073
00:49:48,099 --> 00:49:49,860
Do you have a sword?

1074
00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:51,380
Do you have some arrows?

1075
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:52,500
Oh, yeah, I got arrows.

1076
00:49:54,980 --> 00:49:56,900
Sometimes it's not all about magic, Flamekins.

1077
00:49:58,099 --> 00:49:59,699
I'm going to shoot my light crossbow at it.

1078
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,059
That's going to be 19.

1079
00:50:05,780 --> 00:50:06,340
That'll hit.

1080
00:50:08,820 --> 00:50:10,500
For 10 piercing damage.

1081
00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:12,179
You're doing it all in Flamekin's voice.

1082
00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:13,460
That's very interesting.

1083
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:14,280
Hmm.

1084
00:50:14,980 --> 00:50:16,820
She is in game and out of game.

1085
00:50:16,820 --> 00:50:17,699
She's everywhere.

1086
00:50:17,699 --> 00:50:20,260
I don't even know where rust stops and Flamekins begins.

1087
00:50:21,139 --> 00:50:22,740
I love that you say Flamekins.

1088
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:24,420
That's just how I like to say it.

1089
00:50:24,420 --> 00:50:30,659
The crossbow bolt wedges into a cracked joint that was created by Flint's hammering

1090
00:50:31,380 --> 00:50:35,139
and shoots off a huge stone off this thing's side.

1091
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:37,059
Nulara.

1092
00:50:38,179 --> 00:50:39,539
How far away is it from me?

1093
00:50:39,539 --> 00:50:40,820
Oh, I guess it can't be that far.

1094
00:50:40,820 --> 00:50:41,539
It's like 20.

1095
00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:44,099
20 feet tops.

1096
00:50:44,099 --> 00:50:46,820
Well, then I'm going to go and stab it.

1097
00:50:47,539 --> 00:50:48,019
Do it.

1098
00:50:48,019 --> 00:50:48,500
Stab it.

1099
00:50:49,539 --> 00:50:51,539
Kill it for me, Nulara.

1100
00:50:51,539 --> 00:50:52,039
19.

1101
00:50:55,779 --> 00:50:57,219
18 damage.

1102
00:50:58,340 --> 00:51:00,900
Tell me what happens when you kill the Dale.

1103
00:51:03,219 --> 00:51:10,019
I think that I saw where Flamekins like that there was a spot, you know,

1104
00:51:10,820 --> 00:51:11,940
a weakening spot.

1105
00:51:11,940 --> 00:51:15,300
So that is where I aim with the Dragon Slayer.

1106
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:17,619
So I guess I stab him in the kidney.

1107
00:51:18,980 --> 00:51:20,099
The kidney stone.

1108
00:51:20,099 --> 00:51:21,780
There's some kind of joke here, guys.

1109
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:28,179
So you take a running start at this and we'll say it sees you coming

1110
00:51:28,179 --> 00:51:34,019
and begins to swing its maul but you slide underneath and just jab in with your sword

1111
00:51:34,019 --> 00:51:38,980
and then it looks down at you with a deep hurt scowl and then explodes.

1112
00:51:40,179 --> 00:51:41,860
Rock dust everywhere.

1113
00:51:43,539 --> 00:51:47,059
Raining down along the Pagoda Island.

1114
00:51:47,860 --> 00:51:54,340
I slow clap and I reach into my bag and I take ruby dust between my fingers

1115
00:51:54,340 --> 00:51:57,699
and put it on my cheeks and mutter an incantation.

1116
00:51:58,500 --> 00:51:59,940
What's the incantation?

1117
00:51:59,940 --> 00:52:01,219
Everybody's muttering lots of things.

1118
00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,179
What's the incantation?

1119
00:52:05,219 --> 00:52:06,579
It fucking hurts.

1120
00:52:07,380 --> 00:52:12,500
And I heal 70 hit points.

1121
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:14,579
70? What the fuck did you use?

1122
00:52:14,579 --> 00:52:20,500
I healed, I used a sixth level spell called Heal where I choose a creature

1123
00:52:20,500 --> 00:52:25,380
in a surge of positive energy washes through me causing me to regain 70 hit points.

1124
00:52:25,380 --> 00:52:29,219
It also ends blindness, deafness, and any other diseases affected by the target.

1125
00:52:29,219 --> 00:52:30,980
Well, I mean you could have been blinded.

1126
00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:32,659
There were some big heavy hits.

1127
00:52:32,659 --> 00:52:35,139
I stand up and I brush myself off like kind of embarrassed.

1128
00:52:37,539 --> 00:52:38,980
I almost died.

1129
00:52:38,980 --> 00:52:40,980
Like, well that was shitty.

1130
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:42,980
Okay, let's go.

1131
00:52:42,980 --> 00:52:50,099
And you see the doorway open up leading into a pathway beyond this area that you're in.

1132
00:52:50,099 --> 00:52:53,699
I reach into my pocket and I take out the what kind of stone was it again?

1133
00:52:53,699 --> 00:52:55,699
Jade? Jade gemstone.

1134
00:52:56,420 --> 00:53:01,539
And I have like a little like oh and I put it back in my pocket

1135
00:53:01,539 --> 00:53:06,340
because jade my serpentine into my owl.

1136
00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:07,059
Get it together.

1137
00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:08,820
Oh my god, I'm sorry.

1138
00:53:08,820 --> 00:53:10,579
We got to get out of here to get your owl back.

1139
00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:12,900
Jesus.

1140
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:19,300
So you begin walking down the pathway and you enter back into the sundial room

1141
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:26,820
where the sundial shadows are remaining to be pointed at A, D, and F.

1142
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:28,980
Holy fuck.

1143
00:53:29,619 --> 00:53:31,460
We're gonna be in here forever.

1144
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:48,420
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io

1145
00:53:50,019 --> 00:53:55,780
Uh, this is um, this is not, this is not tea guys.

1146
00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:58,340
This is uh, where the fuck did the thing go?

1147
00:53:59,139 --> 00:53:59,380
Shit.

1148
00:54:02,260 --> 00:54:04,500
Where's all my dice that I gotta roll?

1149
00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:07,940
We're off to my mine.

1150
00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:08,980
They don't roll real good.

1151
00:54:08,980 --> 00:54:09,940
Yeah, they're real good.

1152
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,940
Use Amy's when you attack us.

1153
00:54:13,940 --> 00:54:15,139
Russ, just use Amy's.

1154
00:54:15,139 --> 00:54:16,019
You should use Amy's.

1155
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:17,780
Just use Amy's, Russ.

1156
00:54:17,780 --> 00:54:18,420
Where'd my dice go?

1157
00:54:19,619 --> 00:54:22,260
Amy's, Amy hid them on you so you'd have to use hers.

1158
00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:26,420
Is he bigger or smaller than Ben Grimm?

1159
00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:28,900
Who's his name?

1160
00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:30,500
Ben Grimm?

1161
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:30,659
Yep.

1162
00:54:32,099 --> 00:54:33,539
I don't actually know how tall he is.

1163
00:54:33,539 --> 00:54:35,300
I just wanted to say a comic book thing.

1164
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:36,180
Oh.

1165
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:37,460
How'd I do?

1166
00:54:37,460 --> 00:54:38,740
Tom, did I get it right?

1167
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:39,780
Yeah, you totally got it right.

1168
00:54:39,780 --> 00:54:40,900
His name is Ben Grimm.

1169
00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:43,619
Oh, the thing.

1170
00:54:43,619 --> 00:54:43,940
I get it.

1171
00:54:43,940 --> 00:54:44,740
Come on, Russ.

1172
00:54:44,740 --> 00:54:45,940
It's a giant rock, man.

1173
00:54:45,940 --> 00:54:46,900
I missed it.

1174
00:54:46,900 --> 00:54:48,180
I missed it.

1175
00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:50,579
I was busy destroying Theo over here.

1176
00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:51,539
That's true.

1177
00:54:51,539 --> 00:54:53,220
Couldn't remember if it was 13 or 16.

1178
00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:56,260
Did you break my chair?

1179
00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,380
No, I broke my arm.

1180
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:57,860
Oh, no.

1181
00:54:57,860 --> 00:54:58,660
This is not the chair.

1182
00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:02,500
Please tell me the chair's OK.

1183
00:55:04,020 --> 00:55:05,140
Not the IKEA chair.

1184
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:08,100
I put together one of these backwards the first time.

1185
00:55:08,900 --> 00:55:10,900
I almost threw it through the fucking window.

1186
00:55:10,900 --> 00:55:12,100
It was so mad.

1187
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,380
I did the rest, I think.

1188
00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:15,380
Yeah, it was real mad.

1189
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:16,260
Guys, I'm out of rum.

1190
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:19,060
I'm getting kind of surly.

1191
00:55:19,780 --> 00:55:20,580
I mean, a little bit.

1192
00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:22,020
I'm doing it.

1193
00:55:22,020 --> 00:55:22,820
Russ is web blunted.

1194
00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,940
I need a second rum.

1195
00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,060
Let's go.

1196
00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:30,740
And you see an opening open up.

1197
00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:32,180
That's a terrible way to describe it.

1198
00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:36,900
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